Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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