I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
we're so committed to being not committed
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