Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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