i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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