Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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