no, he came in my armpit
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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