Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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