i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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