Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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