sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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