: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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