i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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