tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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