just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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