ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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