Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Randomize
