question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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