When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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