Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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