So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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