Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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