so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
ok first of all what the fuck
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