youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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