I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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