I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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