if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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