Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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