Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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