He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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