Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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