you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Let's paint friendship bongs
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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