I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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