I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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