I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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