nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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