If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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