I seem to have left my pride at pride
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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