how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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