And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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