All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
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