super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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