Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
you never un-have a 4some
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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