It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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