So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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