I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
He told me they were just razor bumps!
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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