Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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