Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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