Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
