All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I still have a little drunk in my system
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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