I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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