did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
